i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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