I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
false alarm. still invincible.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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