Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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