just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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