Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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