Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize