Already got asked if we're dating
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Randomize
