everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Shame is for Republicans.
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