My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Randomize
