u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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