how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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