Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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