hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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