so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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