doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Congratulations! We have a period
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