omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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