her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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