before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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