i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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