I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Randomize
