I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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