I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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