people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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