Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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