it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
