why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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