it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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