p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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