We won't sleep together?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
