no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
