yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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