went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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