Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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