And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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