Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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