i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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