what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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