IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
