She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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