Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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