i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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