There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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