When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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