fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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