I need help removing her.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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