Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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