So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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