she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
do nipples grow back?
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