$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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