i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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