i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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