ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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