drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize