Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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