I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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